Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Jon Gosselin Reveals the Identity of His Love Child

New York, NY
In a new bizarre twist in the never ending saga of the Gosselins, family patriarch Jon Gosselin revealed today that DNA testing has confirmed that he is the father of the illegitimate love child-fish: Dory. "I've made a lot of mistakes in my life but I this one really tops them all. I just want to apologize yet again to my family, Rabbi Shmuley and all of the oceanographers and lifeguards at Point Lookout Beach in NY".
"Hey Dad!"