Scientists unveiled the first silicone based, ultra-realistic female robot at a technology convention today. The robot's inventor Hiroshi Ishiguru of Osaka University was quoted as proudly saying: "she can do most anything a real woman can do - talk, walk, sit, stand, even read. The only thing she can not do is parallel park a car. We haven't been able to crack the code on that one yet". The inventor was ecstatic when a colleague discreetly informed him that even real women have not mastered that task!